"Hello, I'm Pop the clown and welcome to my circus show!"

Pop the clown is one of my first characters I created, I don't think theres anyone more significant before him. I have first came up with the character all the way back in middle school.

Pop the clown was born on June 4, 1946. He is a born member of the clown race. He grew up in the state of Massachusetts, United States.

History

Early Life

Pop the clown was born on June 4, 1946. He is a born member of the clown race. He grew up in the United States and had a passion for entertaining people and started his own clown circus business with his various pals, such known as Jeremy the clown.

A menace to society

Pop the clown has been through a lot of turmoil. He's probably the most pathetic clown on this planet.

• He was born on June 4, 1946.
• Hence his name, his known clowny trait is popping balloons. POP!
• He first had his downfall in the 80's.
• He used to be a blockbuster king in the entertainment industry. But he is now known as the most pathetic commercial scum.
• He's a fucking boomer because he uses old tech from the 90's/00's and even considerably the 80's
• His circus has at least been burnt down 7 times. This first debuted in 1993.
• He is constantly getting harassed by telemarketers and has plummeted his franchise from scam insurance.
• He is still to this day a virgin, he never could get bitches anyway because he was too busy popping balloons and hosting parties with hoodlums.
• He is not safe around children, not because he is a pedo but mainly because he has caused many casualties in many field trips. He has currently accidently killed around 133 children. HOW IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO BE IN PUBLIC?
• He may have not go to jail, but he was sent to community service and has his dick crushed by a anvil in a smithing shop because a bunch of faggots thought his small and short dick was the most pale shit it ever. Don't ask how they saw his dick out in public.
• This dumbass of a sin will never die because he is somehow immortal. Currently as of 2024 he is 78 years old and he still plays fucking games like a child. I wouldn't be surprised if he was older than pennywise.