"Hello, I'm Pop the clown and welcome to my circus show!"

Pop the clown is one of my first characters I created, I don't think theres anyone more significant before him. I have first came up with the character all the way back in middle school.

If you want to know more about him, he has his entirely dedicated website for him. Click here.

History

Early Life

Pop the clown was born on June 4, 1946. He is a born member of the clown race. He grew up in the United States and had a passion for entertaining people and started his own clown circus business with his various pals, such known as Jeremy the clown.

A menace to society

Pop the clown has been through a lot of turmoil. He's probably the most pathetic clown on this planet.

• He was born on June 4, 1946.
• Hence his name, his known clowny trait is popping balloons. POP!
• He first had his downfall in the 80's.
• He used to be a blockbuster king in the entertainment industry. But he is now known as the most pathetic commercial scum.
• He's a fucking boomer because he uses old tech from the 90's/00's and even considerably the 80's
• His circus has at least been burnt down 7 times. This first debuted in 1993.
• He is constantly getting harassed by telemarketers and has plummeted his franchise from scam insurance.
• He is still to this day a virgin, he never could get bitches anyway because he was too busy popping balloons and hosting parties with hoodlums.
• He is not safe around children, not because he is a pedo but mainly because he has caused many casualties in many field trips. He has currently accidently killed around 133 children. HOW IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO BE IN PUBLIC?
• He may have not go to jail, but he was sent to community service and has his dick crushed by a anvil in a smithing shop because a bunch of faggots thought his small and short dick was the most pale shit it ever. Don't ask how they saw his dick out in public.
• This dumbass of a sin will never die because he is somehow immortal. Currently as of 2024 he is 78 years old and he still plays fucking games like a child. I wouldn't be surprised if he was older than pennywise.